Nature

One day, I was lying on the floor in K's room, my arms raised over my head. She came and felt my rough armpit and said, "Mommy, what's THAT?" Thinking to myself, "Well, Baby, it's the result of the fact that YOU get more showers than I do in a week...," I said, "Baby, that's Nature. It's one of the special little tricks that Nature likes to play on Mommy."

From that point on, any time K's got a glimpse of my pit, she wants to know what Nature's been doing there. She likes to tell Brien, "Nature likes to play tricks on Mommy." Yes, yes she does.